Women and Their Compexities

I was on my way to work awhile ago and I got this text while I was driving. I told myself, "Crap, here's another forwarded quote." So I ignored it and didn't even read the whole message.

When I got home a few minutes ago, I checked my phone to see if I had any messages while I was taking a shower. As I was reading the messages, I decided to read the forwarded message I got earlier before deleting it from my inbox.

It really made me smile. It was a sad but funny reality about women. I am sure that all the guys reading this entry will agree with this message. I'm glad I was able to read it before erasing it.

Girls are special ones created by God...

If you praise her, she thinks you're lying.
If you don't, you're good for nothing...

If she talks, she wants you to listen.
If you listen, she wants you to talk...

If you kiss her, you're not a gentleman.
If you don't, you're not a man...

If you agree to all her likes, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're not understanding...

So simple yet so complex.
So weird yet so beautiful...

That's a girl...

A non-understandable creature...
whom guys love a lot.